Your Warchief wants YOU

I know there’s lots of important stuff going on, but I just had to pause to share this.  (Oh, and before you get too excited about the title, Garona, I wasn’t talking to YOU.)

One of my LOYAL READERS AND MINIONS put together the poster above as a gift for yours truly — not just the image itself, mind you, but a nice, big, professionally printed and matted sign that is, as we speak, hanging on my wall.  Right next to my diploma.  Or where my diploma would be if I had one.  Fucking nerds.

Anyway, I just wanted to share the goodness.  Next up, answers to all (well, some) of your pressing Varian-in-a-cave questions.