It’s been a while since I treated you all to a little EPIC VERSE, so here, a little tidbit to help fill the horrible void of your futile lives of not being me:
There once was a human whose parryin’
Couldn’t hold back the axe that I’m carryin';
To flee from a beating
He ran off retreating,
To which I’ll just say: Fuck you, Varian.
Oh and hey, don’t forget to vote on Krog’s ongoing investigation in Pandaria — I’ll be sending new orders off to him soon.