Midnight oil

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[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Hey

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Good evening, Warchief.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Or should I say good morning.

[Guild][Lorthemar]  Greetings and salutations, Warchief!

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Yeah, hi, whatever

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Whoever the hell you are

[Guild][Lorthemar]  Um…

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Isn’t this terribly late for you to be up, Warchief?  It’s nearly 3am.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  I could ask you the same question

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Technically, I suppose, but you must understand, dear Warchief, I *am* undead.  My people don’t really require sleep, strictly speaking.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Huh.  Lucky you

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  It has its benefits, I will grant.

[Guild][Lorthemar]  As for me, Warchief, it’s actually an interesting story.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Don’t really care why you’re not off in your jammies, new guy

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  I take it you’ve not been resting well of late?

[Guild][Lorthemar]  Oh.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  You could say that

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Just as well for me to stay up…get some things done…better off being productive than trying to sleep and finding out what delights are waiting for me under my eyelids

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  What dreams may come, indeed.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Yeah

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  I’m sorry these past days have been so stressful for you, Warchief.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Yeah, well

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  If I can be of any assistance in these trying times, I am of course at your disposal.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Funny you should say that

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Oh really?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  That’s actually why I logged in

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Was kind of hoping you’d be on

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Oh, once again, really?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Yeah

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  The humans were behind this, you know, Sylvanas

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  One way or another, they did this

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  They were right here under my nose, watching me

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  And I gave her to them

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Warchief, be reasonable.  Clearly there’s no way you could have known, even if they *did* learn of your plans through the guild.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Maybe, maybe not

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Doesn’t really matter

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  But these humans…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  The internment camps, the sacking of Taurajo…how many more atrocities and petty indignities?  Now this.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Their track record is, admittedly, less than shining.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  I’ve had enough

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  I’ve had as much of them as I can stand

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Yes sir…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  I know you’ve given them a pretty foul treatment yourself.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Warchief?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  I’m not sure I follow…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Sylvanas, please don’t talk to me like I’m naïve.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  I may not be the deepest thinker in the world, but I’m not a fool, and I’m sure as hell not blind

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  I know you’ve spent years conducting those revolting experiments of yours in Hillsbrad and who knows where else

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Using humans as guinea pigs, all that

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Warchief, I assure you, rumors of those experiments were exaggerated.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  And whatever indiscretions occurred were put to a halt long ago.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  No

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  You’re not getting it

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  That plague you were working on

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  It’s a go again

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Um…

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  You mean to say, Warchief…?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  You and your plague are back in business, Sylvanas.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  You understand me?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Yes, sir…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  I don’t need to know the details

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Just do whatever you have to do

[Guild][Lorthemar]  Um, Warchief, begging your pardon…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  And I ESPECIALLY don’t need to hear backtalk from YOU, red-shirt

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  If you’re sure, Warchief, I will of course carry out your wishes…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Good

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  You know, it’s ironic, come to think of it

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  What is, sir?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  You working on a “plague,” how everyone shit a brick being appalled by it

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  But you know?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Azeroth was already plagued with a much worse infection

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  The humans

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  It’s time we fight fire with fire

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Of course, Warchief.  As ever, I am always at the service of the Horde.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Good

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  I’m going to go, see if I can get a little rest

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Probably wise.  I suspect there will be long days ahead for us all.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  I’m pretty sure they’ve already started

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Rest well, Garrosh.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Night, Sylvanas

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh]  Night, new guy

[Guild][Lorthemar]  Dark Lady, you can’t seriously plan to do this?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  Quiet, Lor’themar.

[Guild][Lorthemar]  But did you hear him?

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[Header image provided by Angelya from Revive and Rejuvenate, used here with permission and many thanks.]

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