Love was in the air
So one quick note on all the catch-up I’ve been doing since getting back to Orgrimmar this weekend. Don’t get me wrong, it’s nice that people missed me and were happy to see me back and all, that’s all good…but like, if you guys were going to get together some “welcome home” presents for me…couldn’t you come up with anything other than these Lovely Charm Bracelets? Like seriously, there were about a zillion of those things waiting for me in a big pile in Grommash Hold, and then, late Saturday night, while I was still trying to get myself reoriented to being home and all, I had this big rush of I don’t know how many more people running in to give me a bunch more of the things.
I don’t know if there was a sale or something at the Lovely Charm Bracelet store or if there was some kind of weird contest or if people just decided en masse that I just don’t have enough jewelry even, but at this point I don’t even know where I’m going to keep all this crap. The worst of it was, you know, you can’t really be rude to people when they’re trying to give you a present, so I kinda had to grit my teeth and spit out a “thanks” even after I was up to bracelet #37,409,338.
Oh and speaking of mountains of stuff showing up out of nowhere, what the hell is going on with all these people running around Orgrimmar on these idiotic pink flamingo things? What do they think this is, fucking Silvermoon?