The Secret Life of Spazzle Fizzletrinket (part 2)
I mean, really. I seriously need some better fucking minions.
[One final noteworthy note -- this post features a cameo from Transmogs-for-Shay winner Sintra E'Drien, in the person of his DK Equemorticia... um... I think. I neglected to write down the exact spelling of that name. Oops, if error resulted?]