Dazed and confused

hookah

HAHAHA you guys are awesome LOL!

OKay so I went bavk to T’chali in Gruul’s old cave likei said I was going to and asked T’chali about that Baron Sablemane dude because I bet he’s up to siome kind of fucked up shit wherever he is up thre where he is.  SO.  ANd so like T’chali didn’t want ot talk right away cause he was too busy drinking with some of his oger buddies and by the way did i mention those ogres actually have some pretty good beer?  LIke i would not have expected it byut YAH.  SO.  He totally was stuck on happy hour which I don’t know why they call it happy hour cause it’s def longer than an hour and OMG Hahaha thats actually pretty cool.  SO.  Anyways.  Anyways it was pretyy obvious he wasn’t interested in talking much with anyone who wasn’t part of the gang so I figured I was goinffgg to have to get buddy buddy with him which was going to be a pain cause I don’t get on too well with trolls except T’chali’s actually kind of cool so I like him because he is cool.  And pluis a;lso the ogres have some really really good beer.

SO.  We had a couple drinks and I was still kinda being all cranky pants which T’chali said he coiuld probably help fix that and now that I think of it he was probably right because he’s pretty cool, and so I figured whta the hell lets try out that hookah he’s always talking about and so YA i see why he’s always tlkaing about it.  I’ll be hoinest I don’t know if I would be offering to share that stuff with people if I had it, I probably would just keep it for myself HAHAHA SUCKERS HA!

I wonder if anyone has any chocolate cookies around here.  I could totally go for some cookies.

ANd yeah so the thing with Baron SAblemane, because that’s what I went to talk to T’chali about, and he’s pretty cool it turns out and HAHAHAHA he’s a funny guy like there was the whole thing he was tlkaing about with the guy, and you know.  LOL!  What was I saying?  OH.  Barion SAblemane.  WHO IS TOTALLY A DRAGON CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT with wings and claws like RAAAAARRR hahaha.  Rar.  OH AND T’chali totally KNEW about it too cause I guess when T’chali was fighting one of Gruul’s sons Sablemane came to help him an he WHOOSH turned into um, into, what was his dragon name again, into Sybian?  no wait thats someone I think Garona was talking about with Proudleslie OK so whatever OH OH OH now I remember SABELLIAN, so ya he showed up, and went WHOOSH and turned into Sabellian the dragon, and went RAAARR and Gruul’s kid shit himself.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that’s funny/.

Are you sure theres no cookies here.

What was I saying?

OH YAH cookies.

No wait.  Um…

Um.

 

 

 

 

OMG sorry I was wathcing my hand move.  Have you TRIED That that shit is freaky hahahahaa.

But yeah.  SO.  So yeah the Baron guy is TOTALLY a black dragon for sure, whic h is weird because what would a dragon be doing in Stratholme or Naxxramas right?  Um…no wait, hold on, I think… OH YA that’s a different Baron, sorry my bad LOL.  Because THIS baron is the one who is a DRAGON.  SSSSSSHHHHH its a secret

 

Sorry dropped my pen was laughing too much hehehe.

But so after Baron Sablemane helped T’chali scare the shit out of Gruul’s son HAHAHAHA scared the shit out of him.  Or maybe killed him.  I’m not to clear on that and WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO FOR SOME COOKIES.  Anyway so Sablemane took off after that and OMG did HE take the cookies with him???

No wait that was a long time ago I think.  Hahaha dragon flying with a big box of cookies heeheehee HA.

No but he left and lucky for us T’chali says he heard him mention where he was going to and thats good because he probabkly isnt up to any gfood and so now we can go track him down cause T’chali heard where we was going DID YOU KNOW THAT?  Haha he’s funny.  T’chali not the dragon, I don’t know him.  What was I…?

OH OH OH yeah so he heard where he was going and so now I know where he was going, and so see, it totally makes sense because like…um, where he went…

Um…

 

 

 

SO.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA jlkhsdfa

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2 Responses to “Dazed and confused”

  1. A Concerned Citizen Says:

    Ogre brew and Felweed … I may have to try that sometime.

  2. Charles Jenkins Says:

    And just when I thought it couldn’t get any better…..

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