Visiting the Barrens

Okay, so I just got back from an inspection visit to the Barrens, and for FUCK’S sake, seriously, is EVERYONE out there retarded??  All you hear all day is a bunch of facts about Saurfang and THEY’RE NOT EVEN FUCKING TRUE!  I spent the whole afternoon trying to explain to Tari’qa that Saurfang is NOT actually a shaman because he commands the element of surprise!  OMG THAT’S NOT EVEN A REAL ELEMENT!!

And holy fucking fuck, we KNOW where Mankrik’s wife is!  She’s dead!  SHE’S TOTALLY FUCKING DEAD!  I BUILT HER A SHRINE MYSELF!  SHE’S A FUCKING CORPSE OKAY??  Oh wait, fuck, I hope Mankrik doesn’t see this.  Where was that erase button again?  Hey Mankrik, if you’re reading this, totally sorry about your loss, man.  Respect.  Peace and shit.

But geez, I’m telling you, while I was out there, I totally should have finished looking for Chen’s keg, because I swear by the time I was done I sure could have used a good stiff drink.

I need to visit more of our operations around Kalimdor soon, and based on this one it looks like I’m going to have to brace myself.  How did Thrall put up with being surrounded by idiots?

 

 

[Header image provided by Rioriel from Postcards From Azeroth, reproduced here with permission and many thanks.  Click here to see the souped-up Postcard version!]

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2 Responses to “Visiting the Barrens”

  1. I quit, and put you in charge.

  2. Garrosh Hellscream Says:

    GRRRR… Warchiefin’ is hard.

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